Situation jokes
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
My life, there, that was the joke.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
My dad is unlucky.
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.