Situation jokes

Me: What do you call an orphan?

Friend: Homeless.

Why is the blind man so close to the door?

He can't see it.

I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.

Monster: “I will devour your family.”

Orphan: “Oh.”

I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."

The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.

You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.

Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?

Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.

Peter: Curses!

Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Peter: *Crying*

Jacob: Why are you crying?

Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*

Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?

1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....

The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.

The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.

The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.

In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.

Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?

He got a pat on the head.

My life, there, that was the joke.

Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.

*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*

My dad is unlucky.

"What do you want to eat?"

"You choose."

"Children."

"What?"

*Picks up pot*

"You said anything!"

The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?

IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!

Person: Where's your mom and dad?

Orphan: :(