Situation jokes

Bully: How’s your girlfriend?

Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?

Bully: *cries*

Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*

I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.

You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"

The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

The man said, "Your parents."

Knock knock. Who is there?

I don't know.

A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"

Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.

What’s the difference between you and an orphan...

NOTHING!

A blind man walks into a bar...

And then a chair.

And then a table.

What’s an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

What song does an orphan hate?...

"I'm so lonely."

There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.

I was at the bank yesterday.

A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

This town ain't big enough for the one of you.

I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"

Couldn't be me being an orphan.