Situation jokes

What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?

One is wanted and one's not.

What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"

The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

The man said, "Your parents."

Knock knock. Who is there?

I don't know.

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

What’s the difference between you and an orphan...

NOTHING!

Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.

A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

A blind man walks into a bar...

And then a chair.

And then a table.

What’s an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

What song does an orphan hate?...

"I'm so lonely."

There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.

I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.

The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

Couldn't be me being an orphan.

I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."

Monster: “I will devour your family.”

Orphan: “Oh.”

Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?

Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.

Peter: Curses!

Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Peter: *Crying*

Jacob: Why are you crying?

Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*