Situation jokes
I was at the bank yesterday.
A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
A blind man walks into a bar...
And then a chair.
And then a table.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.