Situation jokes

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?

One is wanted and one's not.

What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".

I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"

Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.

What’s an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

What song does an orphan hate?...

"I'm so lonely."

A blind man walks into a bar...

And then a chair.

And then a table.

Knock knock. Who is there?

I don't know.

Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"

There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.

What’s the difference between you and an orphan...

NOTHING!

I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.

What's between an orphan and an apple tray?

The apples get picked.

I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.

The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

Monster: “I will devour your family.”

Orphan: “Oh.”

You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.

Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?

Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.