Situation jokes

Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.

A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

What’s the difference between you and an orphan...

NOTHING!

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".

What's between an orphan and an apple tray?

The apples get picked.

A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"

The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

The man said, "Your parents."

I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.

Bully: How’s your girlfriend?

Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?

Bully: *cries*

Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*

You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

What’s an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

What song does an orphan hate?...

"I'm so lonely."

A blind man walks into a bar...

And then a chair.

And then a table.

There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

This town ain't big enough for the one of you.

I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"

Couldn't be me being an orphan.

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?