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When u see a kid yelling and u wanna leave :((((((((
guys this has to stop lets tell there parents oh wait
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
one day in roblox someone was arguing with me and they asked me my age. 18. they said that they were twenty two. Me: if your so smart, whats the largest daycare game on roblox? Him:Yo Hair. he said. then he left the game. and a said that is so messed up. actually that bullcrap.
an assassin threatens a planet the planet remains calm the assassin:"do you not realize the gravity of this situation?
What's red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade.
What's green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.
Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.
What kind of veggie is always getting it self into a hard situation?
A pickle.
Your hair line goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there
i saw a kid sitting on the curb and i asked him are you an orphan? he said ya what gave me away you're parents did.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine
Dad: boy Come sit in this hole while I brace the ground Boy: I don't want to see grandpa he scares me
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio face: Tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rappiest with erectile disfunction
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I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby. Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand comedy, oh wait.....
Why did the man sit in his porch and bark at the postman when he came? Because his dog had a sore throat!
why couldnt sally get back up? because she has no friends
