Situation jokes
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!