Situation jokes
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
A man walked into a bar...
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean, sometimes I don’t want someone’s dick in my face.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.