Situation jokes
Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
One man walked into a bar. A second man walked into a bar, but the third guy ducked.
Moment and I
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
A man walks into a bar.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.
Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Couldn't be me being an orphan.