What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.
Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.
While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.
We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.
Friend 1: I don't want to jump.
Friend 2: Me neither.
Murderer: If you don't jump, I'll stab you.
Friend 1: *jumps*
Friend 2: *jumps*
Murderer: I didn't mean off the building!
Friend 1: I know that. I just pretended to jump to get rid of that guy.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
A man walked into a bar...
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
