Situation jokes
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
Memes
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.
Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
Friend 1: I don't want to jump.
Friend 2: Me neither.
Murderer: If you don't jump, I'll stab you.
Friend 1: *jumps*
Friend 2: *jumps*
Murderer: I didn't mean off the building!
Friend 1: I know that. I just pretended to jump to get rid of that guy.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"