Situation jokes
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."
I tried to catch fog, but I mist.
I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
Beans and toast.
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!