Situation jokes

Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?

They can't see each other anymore.

Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.

Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.

Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.

Two blondes fell down a hole.

One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"

The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

Orphan, they're enough of a joke.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap till their parents come home.

The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.

He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.

What's one advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚

This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.

Why do orphans love Oreos?

Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!

What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?

Hot wheels.

Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)

Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.

Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?

Because his dog had a sore throat!

I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.

To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.

LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)

I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.

Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.