Situation jokes
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.
Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)