Situation jokes

Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.

Why do orphans love Oreos?

Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!

What's one advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚

Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?

They can't see each other anymore.

Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"

Two blondes fell down a hole.

One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"

The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)

Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.

Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?

Because his dog had a sore throat!

I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap till their parents come home.

Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.

Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

Orphan, they're enough of a joke.

I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...

I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.

Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.

What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?

E.T. can actually call home.

Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.

Son: Mom, I'm blind.

Mom: Exactly!