What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Situation Jokes
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
If someone says nobody asked, you could say, "Well, nobody asked for you to talk!"
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
Murueurx.
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean, sometimes I don’t want someone’s dick in my face.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
