Situation jokes
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
The difference between dark jokes and morbid is,
dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can, and
morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
A blind man walks into a bar...
And then a chair.
And then a table.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
A man is walking into the woods with a young boy.
Boy: “Hey mister, it’s getting dark out and I’m scared.”
Man: “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
Murueurx.
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
Did you hear about the kidnapping? Yeah, he woke up.
Hey ummm help!
What's worse than ten babies on one tree? One baby on ten trees.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!