Situation

Situation jokes

Bar

    • Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."

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    • Nut

    • Who is Joe?

    You reply back: Who is Candice?

    They reply back: Who is Candice?

    You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."

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    • Grenade

    • I'll never forget my Grandad's last words... "Son, where did you get a grenade from?!"

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    • Finger

    • This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.

    Funeral

    • I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."

    Difference

    • The difference between dark jokes and morbid is,

    dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can, and

    morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

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