Sister Jokes

Chuck: That's my sister, mister and I'm gonna save her

Red: snooore, snoooore

Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*

Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*

Chuck VS RED

Both LOSE!

I took the trash to the recycling bin and two days later my mom told me asked me where’s your sister and I said in the recycling line to be turned into a bottle

I was raised as an only child.

Which really annoyed my twin sister.

Why did the mights laugh when they run?

The grass tickled their balls😅😂🤣

TO GWEN AND FRESHFRY: Hi Gwen and fresh fry you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. you are the people who I look up to people r mean to us because i am adopted. thank you for all of your support!!!!!!

Q: I often times think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.

When a cat gets a sibling do they say Oh shit another mew kid?!?!?!?!

Whats one thing ur dad shares wit black men? Ur sister.

I walk in on my little sister when she was naked. The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother n law is going to be a very happy person.

As a brother I'm have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that's is going around and those symptoms is that she has big titties, sweat pussy, and a great personality.

What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time bone appetit

Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the "p" is silent.

Me : What did my sister do when she dressed up as elsa and i gave her a ballon You : what Me : SHE LET IT GO LET IT GO

My sister said to kill myself so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die

sometimes i look around and all i see is 2 fat cheeks in my face and say 2 mushy apples

I see my friends at school they talk to me they go back to class but they forgot i am their class mate and they were like your dumbie and i was well your a dumba** bi***