Sister jokes
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
You're more uglier.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Mommy?
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.