Sister jokes

If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?

Why did the knights laugh when they run?

The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣

When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.

I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.

I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.

When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!

My sister saved a guy from suicide last week.

She was hiking and the guy was on the ridge of a high, narrow cliff. She talked him down, but I think he was just being edgy.

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."

When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.

My sister.

How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?

Treon: How did you find that?!

Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!

Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!

Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!

Treon: We can't!

Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

I saw my sister sucking a big toe.

My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?

Divorced.

Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.

What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.