Sister Jokes

where did stephan hawking go after he died? fnaf sister location

Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

Everybody is mad cause that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair. I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.

For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said “Your sister is dead!” sadly. The girl asked “She was skinny, right?” The mom said yes. The sister laughed “I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!”

What do you call my sister

Suicidal

Me:whats yellow and cant swim?

My sister: What??

Me:a school bus filled with kids

osmetimes when i think im ugly i just think of my sister and it makes me feel better

kid: #1: You're adopted. kid#2: At least they wanted me. kid #1: Did your real parents want you?

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my brother when he sees a girl

An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: 'Why is my sister caleed Crasy horse and my brother Rushing water?' Mum: Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions 2 dogs fucking?

SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. Shit. My mum was like what did you just say child??? Sister: I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh...... Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...

My sister made some pie and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... This pie is very sugarplum-y. She said what do you mean by that? I said It tastes like sugarplums...

Cow A:I slept with your sister

Cow B:Never knew my brother was a girl

all the other cows:

:O