Sister jokes

What do you say when you sister's annoying you?

Go oasis (go away sis)!

Sister.

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.

My sister looks like Santa Claus.

"You are so pretty?"

"No, too many people!"

"Know, know how there."

"Lesh, lesh how can you at lesh remember my name?"

Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn't it listed that she's here?

Zari: Your sister isn't listed in the meantime, just relax.

Gina: That still doesn't answer why she's not listed. I want her to see me!

Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.

Gina: Do you know my sister's name?

Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.

Gina: Fine, I don't care!!!

My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.

My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.

What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?

I'm Gay.

Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!

A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?

My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.

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