Sibling jokes

Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.

If I were a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party, and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...

So I threw a coconut at her.

I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?

Your virginity.

Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.

What do you call Mario?

Bros.

I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.

KA-DOOM-CHA!

Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"

"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.

So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"

I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.

Bully: Ha, guess what?

Nerd: What?

Bully: You are adopted.

Nerd: At least I was wanted!

I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.

His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.

What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?

A sissy.

My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.

Me when I find my sister's diary: oooooo!

Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?

Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.

When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;