Sibling jokes

So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3

Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."

Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."

Bully: "Haha, nice joke."

Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."

Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."

Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."

Yo, sis, come here.

Sis: What?

Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?

Sis: Yup.

Me: Can I go?

Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.

Me: I love you.

What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?

"Hey BrO!"

So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”

A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."

The other sibling said, "You are, too."

Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."

And the sibling says, "We're twins."

The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."

How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.

I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.

His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."

So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.

My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."

What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"

What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."

What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.

My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.

At least now I can have his phone he left.

Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?

Because they can't eat a family pack.

It’s not cheating if you’re all siblings.

Two girls have a sleepover.

Karen: Let's go to bed.

Lauren: Fine, but it's early.

*Karen wakes up and exits room*

*Lauren hears noise*

Mikey: You're so much better than my girlfriend, Karen.

Lauren: *laughs*

Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother, Mikey*

My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.

If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.

What do you say when you sister's annoying you?

Go oasis (go away sis)!

When your little brother hears noise from your room and you're the only one in it.