Sibling jokes
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
Me when I find my sister's diary: oooooo!
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.
At least now I can have his phone he left.
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
Two boys came home for dinner late, and their mother asked, "Where have you boys been?" One of them replied with, "We were all over the neighborhood, we're mailmen now." Their snobby teen sister said, "Well, you're not real mailmen, real mailmen use real letters." Then one of the boys said, "Actually, we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "You're adopted!" The sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.