Sibling jokes
I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
What do you call Mario?
Bros.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"
The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
I have a crush on my sister!
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
If you play games, go play on your sister.
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.