Sibling jokes

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!

Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."

What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?

"Hey BrO!"

Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"

"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.

So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"

A person had a child named Bl, another named Es, and one named S. The next was named You. They were a very unholy family.

Their children were shamed upon because their names spell out "Bless you."

Why did the frog cross the road?

To show his gang that he had guts.

My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.

Why? Why would you do that?

I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.

His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."

So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3

When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

Bully: Ha, guess what?

Nerd: What?

Bully: You are adopted.

Nerd: At least I was wanted!

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?

Because she is a home-y.

Why can't orphans play House Flipper?

'Cause they don't know what to do.

If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!

Me: Knock knock.

My sister: Who's there?

Me: I eat mop.

My sister: I eat mop who?

My mind: I eat my poo.

My sister getting it.

My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"

"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."

What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?