Sibling jokes

I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.

I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"

I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?

"Hey BrO!"

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.

I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."

Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"

"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.

So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"

A person had a child named Bl, another named Es, and one named S. The next was named You. They were a very unholy family.

Their children were shamed upon because their names spell out "Bless you."

Why did the frog cross the road?

To show his gang that he had guts.

I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.

His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."

My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.

Why? Why would you do that?

So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

Why can't orphans play House Flipper?

'Cause they don't know what to do.

Bully: Ha, guess what?

Nerd: What?

Bully: You are adopted.

Nerd: At least I was wanted!

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.

Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?

Because she is a home-y.

Me: Knock knock.

My sister: Who's there?

Me: I eat mop.

My sister: I eat mop who?

My mind: I eat my poo.

My sister getting it.

My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"

If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!