If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
what is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan
if your adopted your actually wanted
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
When your little brother hears noise from your room and you're the only one in it.
I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.
There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes.
When she got the puppy, he was nice, but the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play Barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food, you know.” The parents only answered with “Oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy...he won’t need feeding for years.”
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
Oh brother.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
