Sibling jokes
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
It’s not cheating if you’re all siblings.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
Sis is meme.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
I am Mario's brother.
I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,
"Please send me a sibling!"
Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.
I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"