Sibling jokes
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)
Mr. Smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
Two boys came home for dinner late, and their mother asked, "Where have you boys been?" One of them replied with, "We were all over the neighborhood, we're mailmen now." Their snobby teen sister said, "Well, you're not real mailmen, real mailmen use real letters." Then one of the boys said, "Actually, we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...
So I threw a carrot at her.
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.
Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.
Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
Daughter: "Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?" Father: "Ask your sister." Daughter: "I don't have a..."
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
It’s not cheating if you’re all siblings.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Sister: "Has anyone seen my clothes?"
Brother: "They're still in my bed."
What does an imouto ride?
Onii-san.