Sibling jokes
It’s not cheating if you’re all siblings.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
Memes
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,
"Please send me a sibling!"
Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"
I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.
I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
Sis is meme.
I am Mario's brother.
I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."