Sibling jokes

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...

What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?

If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.

It’s not cheating if you’re all siblings.

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.

If you play games, go play on your sister.

Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"

I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!

When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.

Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?

Because they were triplets!

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!

Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."

What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?

"Hey BrO!"

Sis is meme.

I am Mario's brother.

Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?

Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)

Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.

Me: *Confused*

Sister: They're both horrible.

My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.