Sibling jokes

When I was scrolling through Instagram, my brother said, "Touch grass," but I was drinking matcha, so I opened the cap, poured it all over my hands, and rubbed it all over him.

My sister was getting something from the basement, and seeing rats, she said: "Rats are so disgusting and ugly."

I turned to her, "Sis, self-hate is not okay."

It was 5:00 PM and I asked my sibling: "Can I have something to eat?"

He replied: "No, not until you tell me the alphabet."

So I said: "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, U, V, W, X, Y, Z."

Then my sibling asked me: "Where's the T?"

I replied: "It's in the microwave, you just need to dish it up."

What do you call Mario?

Bros.

I have a crush on my sister!

Why does a brother love his sister?

Because he came in her.

Sister: "Has anyone seen my clothes?"

Brother: "They're still in my bed."

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"

How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.

Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.

It’s not cheating if you’re all siblings.

What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

I don't fuck my mother all day long. I fuck my mother for only 6 hours a day. Sometimes it's 7-8 hours. It depends on how busy my siblings and father are with their work.

I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.

I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"

What is the worst part about siblings having sex?

Being left out.

Help! I got my brother pregnant.

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.

I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."

Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?

They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.

My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.

What’s worse than banging your sister?

Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.