Sibling jokes
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
I don't fuck my mother all day long. I fuck my mother for only 6 hours a day. Sometimes it's 7-8 hours. It depends on how busy my siblings and father are with their work.
I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.
I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.
Me when I find my sister's diary: oooooo!
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,
"Please send me a sibling!"
Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.