Sibling jokes
My sister said that you know that "that" is really cool. Then I said, "You know you can shut up."
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
My brother when i slap him on the arm. But at the same time they are not about to grow up soft.
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
I have a crush on my sister!
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.