Shutting Jokes

What do you say to the orphan Shut up get a mom and dad

Shut the fuck up I am an orphan

TJ GWEN just shut the hell up

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When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, What is the rudest thing you can say to them?

SHIT- UP!!! ( shut up)

why is Stephen hawkings so square headed because he forgot to shut minecraft down

I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, SHUTTING DOWN

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big meowth shut.

The person I hate. Omg my mom and dad just died. Me. Omg I am so sorry dount worry. The person I hate. I have a boyfriend. Me well I have a mom and dad. The person I hate. Rood. Me. Shut up.

I dont shut up I grow up and when I see you I throw up.

It's okay to tell a Stephen hawking joke, if there's stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus he shut himself down so it's all good:)

A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn't shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?

Time's up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it.

How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?

Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?

Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.

Why did sally fall off the swing?

Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.

How did she survive?

Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.

How's your day going?

Shut up i didnt ask

Use code tiko#teamfish

Mommy mommy! Are we Were-wolfs? Shut up and comb your face.

How do you make an orphan shut up

You tell his mom

Rose's are red shut up and go to bed

People who are bothering Gwen, stop this is a joke site and you guys should know that!!!! People she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? NO!!! SHUT UP AND LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!!