Aragorn jokes

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

God creating spiders.

God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"

I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

What's a pirate's favorite shop?

Arrrrrrrrgos.

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.