Aragorn jokes

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!

I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

What's a pirate's favorite shop?

Arrrrrrrrgos.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.