If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Shutting Jokes
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Mommy, mommy! Are we bank robbers?
Shut up and pass me the note.
Mommy, mommy! Do we own a sweatshop?
Shut up and keep sewing!
"Mommy, mommy! Are we janitors?"
"Shut up and pass me the mop."
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Shut your transparent hairline up.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
