Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Mommy, mommy! Are we bank robbers?
Shut up and pass me the note.
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
"Mommy, mommy! Are we janitors?"
"Shut up and pass me the mop."
Mommy, mommy! Do we own a sweatshop?
Shut up and keep sewing!
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
