Shutting Jokes

What did the blender say to the orange juice? What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid shut the fuck up.

Brendon just shut up no one was talking too you one the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog if she was then how the hell would she spell!

his wife shut off the internet

Friend 1: I HATE YOU! Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didnt say t-that!! Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored* Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! plz shut up. All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*

Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!

Comments:

Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!

Shut up: Shut up!

Liv: Gwen stop!!

Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!

What do you say to the orphan Shut up get a mom and dad

TJ GWEN just shut the hell up

NOT A DATING WEBSITE

Shut the fuck up I am an orphan

When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, What is the rudest thing you can say to them?

SHIT- UP!!! ( shut up)

child with cancer says mother what will i be when i grow up and then the mother says shut up dick you have cancer hehehe.

why is Stephen hawkings so square headed because he forgot to shut minecraft down

I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, SHUTTING DOWN

Lukas
Just take a minute and think about Riley's
retarded hair cut
Shut up look at your greasy ass hair
Have you not released I don't give a
small singular shit about my hair
Lukas
There's probably shit in your hair
11:18 pm
* P
11:19 pm
BFFS
11:19 pm ✓
it looks better than whatever dead
raccoon has been super glued onto your
forehead
11:20 pm ✓
But
11:21 pm ✓
Yeah probably 11:21 pm ✓

these are funny yall are disgusting people. just shut the fuck up. rape isn’t something you joke about.

Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big meowth shut.

OFF
"Pssst, spidey, what'd you get for number seven?"
"Dude, shut up! I don't wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
"This is a math test!"
are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with
scissors
5577

I saw stephen king using an atm it is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down

The person I hate. Omg my mom and dad just died. Me. Omg I am so sorry dount worry. The person I hate. I have a boyfriend. Me well I have a mom and dad. The person I hate. Rood. Me. Shut up.