Shutting jokes

Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.

What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?

Sit down and shut up.

Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!

Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.

Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!

Shut your transparent hairline up.

How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?

Shut off his computer.

What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?

Panera is dead.

"Mommy, mommy! Are we janitors?"

"Shut up and pass me the mop."

Mommy, mommy! Are we bank robbers?

Shut up and pass me the note.

Mommy, mommy! Do we own a sweatshop?

Shut up and keep sewing!

Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?

"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."

What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?

"Windows shut down sound."

"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."

Me: I have a dream.

Mom: What?

Me: For you to fucking shut up.

What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."

Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?

Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!