Shut Up Jokes

So three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother, the first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So the mother replies “Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead.” The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So the mother explained “Same as Daisy, when you we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead.” The third daughter then said “ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb” so the mother said “Shut Up Brick!”

Bully: Shut up motherf*cker Me: Well stop talking to me and I won't have to keep f*cking your mother

Shut up with that vegeta looking hairline

i was the person that flew into the twin towers, i have a 2 friends that are both twin and when ever they speak i tell them to shut up because if they don't ill make myself explode in them

Addison Banks Age (8) "I'm a little brat who won't shut up the hell! And stop talking!

Mommy mommy, why do I keep running around in circles? Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!

Rept after me shut up ;shut up; I don’t shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

Kid: hey mum why are we pushing the car off the cliff?

Mum: shut up son you’ll wake your father!

Mommy mommy! Are we liars? Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that.

Mommy mommy! Do we own a sweatshop? Shut up and keep sewing.

Mommy mommy! Are we Janitor’s? Shut up and pass me the mop.

Mommy mommy! Are we Bank robbers? Shut up and pass me the note.

Hey look at me im stupid named Jordan C who wont shut up and leave Addison alone.

Me: I have a dream Mom: what? Me: for you to fucking shut up

One day leaf asks mom, “mom, why am I named leaf?” Mom says “because when you were a baby a leaf fell on your head.” The next day feather asks mom “ mommy, why am I named feather?” Mom says “ when your were a baby a feather fell on your head.” The next day brick asks mom “rhsisvrkanx” mom says, shut up brick!

Me:Hi My name is Bro:Hey Guys So who you Me:Hey Stop Dude Bro:How is it going bro- Me:SHUT UP Bro:Is that a gun Me:*Pointing at bro* Bro:Dude i'm Me:*BANG* *BANG* Me:Finally its over

Brendon just shut up no one was talking too you one the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog if she was then how the hell would she spell!

Friend 1: I HATE YOU! Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didnt say t-that!! Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored* Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! plz shut up. All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*