Stop talking

Stop talking jokes

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9/11

  • Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.

    He was a great pilot.

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  • Orphan

  • I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.

    Now I can’t get it to shut up.

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  • Land

  • This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"

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    Roast

  • Me and my friend roasting each other.

    Friend: You look like a baboon.

    Me: Stop talking, you look like a gorilla, so I might call animal control on you and I'll be seeing you at the zoo!

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    Cancer

  • What is a type of cancer that:

    Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?

    Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

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  • Mother

  • Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!

    Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.

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    Knock

  • Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Please.

    Please who?

    Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.

    Lol.

    Sex

  • Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

    Uncle

  • Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?

    A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.

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    Teacher

  • So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.

    1 hour before:

    So let me get...

    Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!

    Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*

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    Community talk

  • Hypothetically. How would you react if I stopped talking anymore because hypothetically someone told me I was annoying as fuck.

  • If anybody has a problem with me, state them in the comments. That way I can deal with you personally so you can stop talking shit about me behind my back. That is if you really do have a problem with me. Otherwise, your good friend Chxl is lying and that people hate me.