Stop talking jokes

Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.

Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot.

I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.

Now I can’t get it to shut up.

This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"

Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.

Me and my friend roasting each other.

Friend: You look like a baboon.

Me: Stop talking, you look like a gorilla, so I might call animal control on you and I'll be seeing you at the zoo!

What is a type of cancer that:

Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?

Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

Addison Banks Age (8)

"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"

Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!

Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.

Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.

Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Please.

Please who?

Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.

Lol.

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?

A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.

Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.

Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?

Just turn off the lights.

When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks.

I didn't want to interrupt her.

So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.

1 hour before:

So let me get...

Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!

Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*