Stop talking

Stop talking jokes

Cancer

    • What is a type of cancer that:

    Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?

    Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

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    • Knock

    • Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Please.

    Please who?

    Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.

    Lol.

    Stop talking memes

    Uncle

    • Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?

    A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.

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    • Land

    • This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"

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    • 9/11

    • Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.

    He was a great pilot.

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    • Mother

    • Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!

    Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.

    Sex

    • Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

    Roast

    • Me and my friend roasting each other.

    Friend: You look like a baboon.

    Me: Stop talking, you look like a gorilla, so I might call animal control on you and I'll be seeing you at the zoo!

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    • Orphan

    • I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.

    Now I can’t get it to shut up.

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    • Stop talking memes

    Community talk

    • looking for a obsessive girlfriend that will literally do anything for me, I need someone that is really obsessive like really to the point your entire mood depends on me and I'm the only person you would want to talk to and you will lose all of your friends and completely stop talking to anybody else than me, and block all of your friends, your family, basically ANYONE you know just for me, must completely obey what I ask and listen, like really obsessed to the point you get upset when we both stop talking, you must give me a lot of compliments everyday too, like alotttt, like writing essays of how worthless you would be without me and shii, if you're interested DM me asap

    • looking for egirl to play the game with and start out as friends but eventually you develop feelings for me because im so incredibly good at valorant and you praise me and you instalock sage and you make me bark for heal and meow for rez and tell me im a good boy and then after awhile (you love me at this point) you become so obssessed you stop talking to everyone else and you lose all your friends and your social life is horrible and we only talk to eachother type shi pls add me PLS

    • Hypothetically. How would you react if I stopped talking anymore because hypothetically someone told me I was annoying as fuck.

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