Shut up memes
when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit
It took 8 years boys
Jokes
- Mommy, I want a bicycle!
- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to see Grandma.
Mom: Shut up and keep digging.