What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS
W fr W
What do you call a nun on a bike? Virgin mobile
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the STUDIO on the other side
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
RAP-TURES
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're OFF RHYTHM, but I'll give you a hand"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
UNBLINGABLE
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
