Short jokes
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To get to the airport!
What kind of beer is an orphan's favorite?
Foster's!
Q: What do hookers and kittens have in common?
A: They both get dumped on deserted back roads.
I make many jokes about jobless people, but none of them are working.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7’s a cunt.
Why do orphans hate the letter F?
Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.
Being gay is the most masculine thing that is possible because only men can be gay.
Yo mama is so fat.
When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.
What do you get when you cross a vegan and a burger fry-cook?
A shitty plant-based patty.
Why are female pornstars like Krispy Kreme donuts?
Because they get glazed on both sides.
Jesus is gay, and God is transgender.
He: "Do you know you have a space in your uterus?"
She: "How can I resolve this?"
He: "Get a Cancer!"
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
Two Arabs are swapping jokes. One cracks up and yells, "Man, that joke was an absolute blast!"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
Oh, you need a lesbian joke?
Uhh... gimme a second....
Me???
If your parents never had children, chances are, you won't either.
I really slapped my pants at school today. This is normal, because boys also have their period.
What is brown and smelly? Is it a fart? Is it a carcass? Wrong, it's a dirty toilet.