Short jokes

Short Jokes

To make tea, road, road, road, road.

Case.

The space of space, Der der.

The chosen week was chosen.

Object.

Der mezzer lakes.

She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.

I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.

Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?

So no one would know what side he was on.

I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.

🎵 BEAVER BEAVER 🎵

LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA

I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.