Short jokes
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Better Friday the 13th than any Monday.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Something you can say at a job interview and during sex:
"I’m here for the new position?"
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.