Short jokes

Short jokes

Nazi

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What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?

An hour later, you're hungry—for power!

Password

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My husband wants to tell me about my childhood.

Ok, I can't access the panel without the password.

Blonde girl

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Two blonde girls find a beautiful Christmas tree in the woods.

After two hours, someone said, "We found a tree without bark!"

Indian

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What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?

"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"

LGBTQ

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Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.

Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.