Short jokes
If you read this, you are gay/lesbian.
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
Q. What do you call a baby born six months early?
A. A miscarriage.
What do you call a masculine lesbian who smokes weed?
A stoned butch.
Q: What do you call a hot lesbian who smokes weed?
A: A high femme.
Yo momma so dumb, she failed movie day.
If you eat pussy, and if you are what you eat, does that mean eating pussy makes you a pussy?
Your insults are drier than your pussy.
How do you keep a blind person entertained? Give them a piece of sandpaper and tell them it’s a word.
Why do Black people go to church so much?
Because the priest is the only father they know.
What’s the best way to stop diarrhea in India?
With a butt plug.
How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and wait for the British to come and do it.
What is the motto of left-wing authoritarianism?
We don't have one, so you don't need one.
Which game do socialists hate the most?
Monopoly.
What does a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both scrape the cheese out of the box for a nice snack.
If Asians have face scanners... do they all have the same face scanner?
What’s the most positive thing in Africa?
Their HIV test.
I thought Gastown was in Vancouver, not in Wilkie, Saskatchewan.
Tracy Latimer was described as cheerful, popular at school, and as an animal lover.
Just trying to gas her up a little bit.
Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite Beauty and the Beast character?
GASton.