Short jokes
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
I started crying when my dad cut up onions.
Onions was such a good hamster.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.