Short jokes
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
You think your friends get butthurt?
That's gay guys.
What did the 12-year-old boy say to the priest?
Nothing, because his mouth was full.
You want to know how to spot a foster kid?
Them carrying their whole life in a Hefty trash bag.
No matter how black the person is, that cum will still be the whitest thing you'll ever see.
If there's a lieutenant, shouldn't there be a righttenant too? 🤔
If you’re bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call Mario?
Bros.
Why are people that have bipolar disorder never on suicide watch?
Because they are always sucking dick.
I love vegans because they save more meat for us.
Save the plants, eat a vegan.
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.
You remind me of a pencil.
Why?
Because at one time, you actually made a valid point. This time, everything is pointless with you around.
Your taste in men is like my taste in humor: dark.
Dark humour is like skin.
The darker it is, the less people like it.
Why do white people get abducted by aliens?
Because they're easier to see in the dark.
You're so full of shit that you need a colostomy bag to clean you out.
"Tyler teller, come to daddy!"