Short jokes
I'd rather kiss a cactus than kiss you. Wanna know why?
Because at least I'd feel something with the cactus than I ever could with you.
You're so ugly that you make Caitlyn Jenner cry.
Your sense of humor is like being a short bus kid: it's retarded.
Your face is so greasy that the USA is gonna invade you!
Who invented shadow boxing?
Adolf Hitler.
Old McDonald cuts himself.
E-M-E-M O!
Q: What's an emo's favourite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Q. Why did the emo not like his AirBnB?
A. There wasn't enough carbon monoxide in the suite.
Q. What do you call a group of emos?
A. Suicide Squad.
Katie said that her jokes were fire. They were.
What did Katie say when her house burnt down?
"HOLY SMOKES!"
What do a black person and Alexander Hamilton have in common?
They both got shot.
What do you call a money hungry Hispanic?
Don Jewlio
What’s a money-hungry politician's favorite place?
Jew York.
You know, my mom told me to become an astronaut.
I told her I don't want to become the next firework.
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Dark humor is like sex: not everybody gets it.
What is the best way to pick up a woman from the bar?
Spike her drink with roofies.
Why did they burn witches back in the day?
Because they were annoying feminists.