Short jokes
A Liverpool fan walks into a bar and holds onto the furniture because they feel unsteady...
"You'll never walk alone!"
All these showstoppers and technical challenges and I still can't get your signature.
All these bows and arrows and I'd still give more of Jeremy Renner's work a shot.
All this Little Shop of Horrors merchandise and I still want to see more.
All these wraps and you still can't beatbox.
What's a darts player's favorite drink? One hundred and eight-tea!
I tried to make a necrophilia joke, but it was dead in the water.
What did the gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
"Why is there so much shit in here?"
How do you fit 4 gay guys on 1 barstool?
Turn it upside down and shove a leg up each of their asses.
Why do you not go to a gay man's BBQ?
Because the hotdogs taste like shit.
Why are orphans so bad at playing poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
FBI wants my penis, can I hide it in you?
What do a woman construction worker and a woman activist have in common?
They just stand there and hold the sign.
Men should pay for dates because women have to pay for expensive things like makeup because God didn’t finish their faces.
How do you make sure a rape victim doesn’t testify against you?
Kill her first.
What is a woman?
A walking vagina who nags.
I've the biggest cock. Suck it.
What do you call a robot that feels like the opposite gender?
A transformer.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Mountain Dew was a real mountain.
What's the difference between a Christian and a schizophrenic?
Nothing.