Short jokes
Q. When is it bedtime at Jeffrey Epstein's house? A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
Yo momma so old, she was at Cain and Abel's baby shower.
What do you get when you cross Freddie Mercury and Dracula?
A dead man with AIDS.
Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.
Yo mama is so old that she had the first written copy of the Bible.
What do you get when you cross a blonde chick and a garden tool?
A dumbass hoe.
Your momma is so fat, she eats insulation and thinks it's cotton candy.
Why are there so few Arab soldiers? Because they always commit suicide on their first day.
Why are hurricanes like women? Because they come into your life, take nearly everything, and leave.
What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?
A dumbism star.
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your.
Your who?
Your hoochie coochie stinks.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Only.
Only who?
Only you make my heart beat fast.
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
What’s another name for a woman giving birth?
Unloading the dishwasher.
Yo momma so ugly, she got a job ringing the bells at Notre Dame.
What is the best way to run away from home?
Join the military.
Halal!
Is it meat you're looking for?
What do you call a lesbian vampire?
Cunt Dracula.