Short jokes
How does someone with Down's Syndrome vote?
Through a special ballot.
Must have been a woman pilot.
How many prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just put the light bulb up their pussy and ask you to pay.
What's Jeffrey Epstein's favourite vegetable?
The retarded kid down the street.
I'm ashamed of some of the jokes I told that mocked disabled people.
So I threw in a couple racist ones to even it out.
What's the best part about getting a lap dance from an Asian woman?
Her eyes are so narrow that she can't see if you don't pay her.
If I cut my wrist, am I a zebra or a tiger?
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Why can't an orphan ever play baseball?
Because they never found home.
What does Chainsaw Man's chainsaw say as he chases a black person?
"Runnnnigernigernigerniger..."
My boyfriend said if I kiss him, I'll get lucky. I fell down a flight of stairs.
Heh, what do you call two girls who love scissors?
Lesbians! Bahahah!
Michael J. Fox goes in to get a haircut. He comes out missing an ear.
Michael J. Fox came up to me the other day and introduced himself to me. He said, "Hey, what’s shaking?"
I said, "You."
Michael J. Fox loves to cook, especially desserts. They now call him "Shake and Bake".
Did you know Michael J. Fox’s favorite song is "Shake, Rattle and Roll"?
Michael J. Fox is rumored to be starring in the new Tremors sequel.
If Michael J. Fox was in the middle of an earthquake, would he know it?
Why is America so good at Rubik's cubes?
They have a history of sorting colours.
The cemetery sure is overcrowded today.
I guess people are dying to get in.