Short jokes
All these wraps and you still can't beatbox.
What's a darts player's favorite drink? One hundred and eight-tea!
I tried to make a necrophilia joke, but it was dead in the water.
What did the gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
"Why is there so much shit in here?"
How do you fit 4 gay guys on 1 barstool?
Turn it upside down and shove a leg up each of their asses.
Why do you not go to a gay man's BBQ?
Because the hotdogs taste like shit.
Why are orphans so bad at playing poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
FBI wants my penis, can I hide it in you?
What do a woman construction worker and a woman activist have in common?
They just stand there and hold the sign.
Men should pay for dates because women have to pay for expensive things like makeup because God didn’t finish their faces.
How do you make sure a rape victim doesn’t testify against you?
Kill her first.
What is a woman?
A walking vagina who nags.
I've the biggest cock. Suck it.
What do you call a robot that feels like the opposite gender?
A transformer.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Mountain Dew was a real mountain.
What's the difference between a Christian and a schizophrenic?
Nothing.
What do you get when you combine Michael J. Fox and a cow?
A milkshake.
Pretend you're an orphan and I'm telling you a joke:
Your mom.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
None, they both eat out.
How do you stop a gang of black men from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.