Short jokes
Why should you lose your virginity to an autistic person?
Because virginity needs to be lost with someone special.
Why do Chinese people need glasses to see better?
All they need to do is open their eyes.
Why do dictators always eat without leaving anything on the plate?
Because they can't leave a piece (peace).
Why is Ireland so gay?
Because the Brits stole all their women.
All these Avengers and you're still marvellous.
A Liverpool fan walks into a bar and holds onto the furniture because they feel unsteady...
"You'll never walk alone!"
All these showstoppers and technical challenges and I still can't get your signature.
All these bows and arrows and I'd still give more of Jeremy Renner's work a shot.
All this Little Shop of Horrors merchandise and I still want to see more.
All these wraps and you still can't beatbox.
What's a darts player's favorite drink? One hundred and eight-tea!
I tried to make a necrophilia joke, but it was dead in the water.
What did the gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
"Why is there so much shit in here?"
How do you fit 4 gay guys on 1 barstool?
Turn it upside down and shove a leg up each of their asses.
Why do you not go to a gay man's BBQ?
Because the hotdogs taste like shit.
Why are orphans so bad at playing poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
FBI wants my penis, can I hide it in you?
What do a woman construction worker and a woman activist have in common?
They just stand there and hold the sign.
Men should pay for dates because women have to pay for expensive things like makeup because God didn’t finish their faces.
How do you make sure a rape victim doesn’t testify against you?
Kill her first.