Short jokes

Short jokes

Alabama

Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?

Because he's too high.

I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”

Dark Humor

I told my teacher, "I’m failing life." She said, "That’s not on the syllabus."

I’m not saying my life’s a joke. I’m saying it’s the punchline no one asked for.

I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."

Dark Humor

I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.

Dark Humor

I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.

Dark Humor

I told my therapist I feel suicidal. He charged me in advance.

What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.

Alabama

Rip Juice WRLD.

Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?

He-he-eat!

Difference

What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.

Dark Humor

"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."