Short jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
Oh, you need a lesbian joke?
Uhh... gimme a second....
Me???
If your parents never had children, chances are, you won't either.
I really slapped my pants at school today. This is normal, because boys also have their period.
What is brown and smelly? Is it a fart? Is it a carcass? Wrong, it's a dirty toilet.
I would build you a monument so that you would finally come up with clever thoughts.
I throw a flashbang in a room full of epileptics...
They were shaking in excitement!
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
I got kicked off Ancestry for asking if anyone wants to fuh.
I got, I got, I got royalty inside my penis, or however the song goes.
I have a crush on my sister!
I always enjoy family reunions.
It's always a good time meeting up with my exes.
Why does family love family?
Because everyone has their Friday night nut together.
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.
Sister: "Has anyone seen my clothes?"
Brother: "They're still in my bed."
I saw two deaf people talking shit about me in sign language.
So I turned off the lights.
Yo mamma is so slutty, she uses a submarine as a dildo because it's long, hard, and filled with seamen.
What's the difference between ICE and ISIS?
One of them says their prayers five times a day.
"Thank you for letting me borrow your wife."
*darned autocorrect*
"Thank you for letting me borrow your wi-fi"