Short jokes
What’s one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in school zones.
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
Danielle Smith would make a great emo.
She LOVES making cuts.
Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?
The Bear Witch Project.
What did John Jay Smith say about Michael Joseph Jackson's death? NOTHING.
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
Q. What's the difference between an assassinated Healthcare CEO and Old Yeller?
A. I cried when they shot Old Yeller.
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
Why was Macaulay Culkin not bothered by Michael Joseph Jackson? He was left home alone.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What is one dream that Michael Joseph Jackson made come to life? He loved to say: "Somebody's watching me."
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Where does Michael Joseph Jackson like to eat at?
A Del-he-he.
What do you call the heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson?
Jeffrey Epstein.
The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"
He says, "No."
She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.