Short jokes

Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.

When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.

Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.

That's why he married Courtney Love.

What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?

"Nice tits, bitch."

I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.

What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the aeroplane!"

"And here comes the second one!"

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"

My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.

Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock.

Not Sally.

Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.

In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.

Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).

Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.

Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.

What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.

What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.

Why was 10 afraid?

Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.