Remember kids.
Killing an AISH worker is a victimless crime.
Q. What's funnier than an AISH worker getting raped?
A. An AISH worker getting gang raped.
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
Q: What did the AISH worker do on her lunch break? A: Five Guys.
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
If you can't afford a blow up doll, just go down to your local AISH office.
Rape is always unequivocally wrong.
Unless it's an AISH worker. Then you give her anal.
Q: What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a flying piece of shit? A: One letter.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
I think we should change Alzheimerâs disease to Joe Biden disease.
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go southđ¤.
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
