Short jokes

Short jokes

Pride

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Why is there a big old gay parade on one of the first days of summer?

Pride always cometh before the fall.

Poet

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How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?

One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle.

Light Bulb

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they're very tiny and we're not sure how they got in there.

Fight

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What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?

He waves his arms like a space invader.

Twin Towers

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What's the worst thing about 9/11?

All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.

I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Amputee

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When I finished playing my guitar, I noticed an amputee in the crowd not giving me a round of applause.