Short jokes
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
What is welfare fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
Happy April Fool's Day.
I am the fool, now fuck me.
What is smaller than my dick?
Nothing.
What do feminists do when they fail at something?
Blame men for sexism and misogyny.
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
Do you think midgets start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.
Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.
Your teeth split faster than your parents' divorce settlement.
Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
Germans be like, “Guten Morgan.”
Bitch, that's not my name.
Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."
Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.
"I'd love to give everyone another shot."
Harry, 26, works at the women's clinic.
What role does a leper play in the theater?
Voldemort!
How do you measure a dog's temperature?
In barking grade!
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.