Short jokes

Short jokes

Dark Humor

"Say what you want about the deaf."

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

Dark Humor

What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?

When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.

Twin Towers

Just do it.

What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.

Minecraft

Communists don't play Minecraft.

They play Ourcraft.

Special needs

My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"

When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.

Skyscraper

How do skyscrapers make friends?

They reach out.

Terrorist

What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?

"Okay, Boomer."

Michael Jackson

Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.

What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?

One of them is really loud when you iron it.

What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?

A clock.

My first time sex was like buying my first used, crappy car.

I didn't want it, but Dad gave it to me anyway.