Short jokes
Why don't black lives matter anymore?
Because a harvester is more efficient at picking crops than slaves.
My best friend is black. It really pissed me off when my mom sold him.
Why is Transgender Day of Visibility on April Fool's Day?
Because all trannies are clowns and no one takes them seriously.
If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
What is the difference between Reform and Restore UK?
The Name.
Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.
Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"
Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.
Yo mama so dumb she bought a toolkit to open up a Roth IRA.
How can you never find a hippo hiding behind a weed?
Because they're so good at it.
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
What did the DJ name his son?
Eric.
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. My friend's already on stage 4.
What's an Indian scammer's worst nightmare? Google Playstore points being redeemed.
What's a Jew's worst nightmare?
A frozen bank account.
They say people can have a sharp mind. Yours is like a dull knitting needle.
I'm not sure if you have any feelings because everything about you seems very dull.