Short jokes
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. ๐๐๐
Six one.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with โa man once said.โ
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
Why canโt Homer Simpson bring his family into Moeโs Tavern?
Because thereโs a bartender in there.
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
Thereโs a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
MANGO 67 MUSTARD. Skibidi Toilet. Sigma. Ohio. Those who knows. Gyat.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
It's been 2 years since I've been on this. Hello, guys!
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.