Short jokes
Why did the cop show up early to the protest? To beat the crowd.
So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.