Short jokes
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
The joke about is stupid.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.