Short jokes

Short jokes

Pizza

How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?

Difference

What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?

Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.

Minecraft

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

Noise

What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.

Sun

You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!

People

Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.

Brain

How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?

Emo

What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?

They're both white and flavorless.

Hospital

I got kicked out of the hospital.

Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.

Hairline

What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.

Mum

Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.

Gum

What does gum in my d*ck have in common?

Both get chewed on by little kids.

Rape

Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"

Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."