Short jokes
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
I got kicked out of the hospital.
Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
Go to soyjak.party for the funniest memes and soyjaks.
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."