Short jokes
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.