Short jokes
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
Me: Kills the boss and takes his loot.
Everyone else in the office: 😱
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
Hehe.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.
How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.
How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.