Short jokes
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
They're blooming a gay chicken.
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.