Short jokes
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
Velcro is such a rip-off.
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
A seal walks into a club.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."