Short jokes
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What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
"There's one terrible pilot." -- President George W. Bush on September 11, 2001.
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
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How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"
Be nice.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Not yo cheese!
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.