Short jokes

Short jokes

Point

My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.

Game

What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?

Bored games.

Monkey

What is a monkeyโ€™s ๐Ÿ’ favorite dance move?

The banana ๐ŸŒ split.

Poor

I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"

Insult

What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"

Dog

A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Helen Keller

What does a person thatโ€™s high and Helen Keller have in common?

Both stare off into space.

Boy

A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"

Eyesight

When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"

I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."