What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig
Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? - Because they don't C#.
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
WHY DID THE SCIENTIST WANTED TO TAKE OFF HIS DOORBELL
BECAUSE HE WANTED TO WIN THE NO BELL PRIZE
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked "where is your sister", and i said in line to get crushed.
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What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke:")
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Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. -- He wants to make America grate again.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
What do lesbian cook for dinner They don't they just eat out
What do you call a dead parrot ? Polygon
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
