Short jokes
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
Woman: "Doctor, where are we going?"
Doctor: "To the morgue."
Woman: "I'm not dead yet, doctor."
Doctor: "We're not at the morgue yet, either."
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
Capital Of San Marino?
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
ふべrt Hubert Wonk Don DingT ding
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
Have a good summer!
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.