Short Jokes

yeet
in Difference

What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.

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Anonymous

What is the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy

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Anonymous

I screamed Jenga today in class where watching a 911 documentary

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Anonymous
in Grammar

The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar…

It was tense.

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A random skeleton
in Puns

Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

Daniel King
in Fish

What do fish 🐟 take to stay healthy ?

Vitamin Sea.

Anonymous
in Puns

Why did the gym close down? – It just didn’t work out.

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Anonymous

I can count the number of times I’ve been to Chernobyl on one hand. – It’s seven.

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Anonymous

Suicide is illegal because it’s a crime to destroy government property.

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Fábio Ferreira

What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

  • Carlos.
Anonymous

What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital? Reload and keep shooting

Kat
in Puns

If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?

Anonymous

My mom told me drugs are my enemies… but Jesus said to love your enemies

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Depressed b....
in Depression

I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself

John Doe
in Puns

I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

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Anonymous
in Orphan

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: OOF

Teacher: Is anyone missing.

Students: Your Parents

Punk

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? When he asked who the best composer was they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”

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Anonymous

Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

Toasty
in Orphan

What do you call a orphans family reunion?

Me time

Anonymous
in Puns

“How is your long distance relationship going?” – “So far, so good.”

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