Short jokes
There was a kidnapping at school.
Don't worry, he woke up.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
Very funny battery joke.
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
Wanna hear some famous last words?
"We are just experiencing some turbulence."
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
COVID-19 won't last long... it's made in China.
Hi 👋 ooooo has tyyyyyyyyuyuyu
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.