Short jokes
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Cheese.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.