Short jokes
Someone asked me if I've ever tried to kill myself. I responded, "Absolutely. A few times actually. I'm just not very good at it."
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Who's the fastest reader?
Me, 'cause I'll be jumping off so many stories.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
My mom asked me to stop making jokes about suicide.
I answered, "Don't worry... I'll stop soon."
Are you suicide, 'cause you're always on my mind?
An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
I have no friends, but then I realize my true friends are anxiety and depression.
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
Without women, sex would be a pain in the ass.
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.