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Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

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    Explanation

    This is a dark joke that plays on the idea that orphans do not have a mother or father to celebrate on the respective holidays, therefore they would not have those days on their calendar. It's a bit sad, but also funny in a morbid way.

    Comments (35)

    There is also no family day

    What about fathers day

    It is still a day

    yes yes very good

    they also dont got christmas or halloween who gonna pay for all that gifts, bathomet

    it still counts as a day

    lmaooooo

    Ha this is a good one, poor orphans tho lol

    that's just messed up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Im disliking all orphan jokes stuipd FU**

    That’s so dark but funny lol

    What about Christmas Easter Halloween and their birthday

    wow so sad

    this is just childish imagine if u were an orphin

    This was so funny, i literally fell of ny chair almost droping my computer 😂

    u r soo mean bitch cunt fuckwit

    Not like orphans have parents to buy them a phone or computer to read any of the jokes

    if you don't like mean jokes then don't read jokes at all because all jokes are aimed at something and that what makes it funny

    I may be an orphan BUT I LOVE THOS SITE ITS SO FUNNY (some jokes are true and some aren’t)