Short jokes
I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.
Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
Trump can get banned. The cops can tack him to jail, and Trump go go go go bye bye for good. Trump is meing.
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
Hi, I did not text back to text her and dad, now I’m texting her. Now I’m.
I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.
Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad.
Hungry: Why did you name me like this? :/
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!
BOOMSHACKALATA!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because...
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.
Jupiter
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
Why couldn't the clown walk after his infamous knife-juggling act?
Because he was exhausted nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.