Short jokes
Why did Sally fall out the window?
She was pushed.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?
"Let us prey together."
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.