Short jokes
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
What are clowns good at?
What do sheep hate?
Their enemies: goats!
So I was walking.
Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!
Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
GF: Laying down.
BF: GROANING
GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?
BF: Yeah, why?
GF: Shoot that did in there.
BF: Mmmhuugh
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Everyone give this joke a thumb's down and see if it can become the worst rated joke on the site.
I like the satisfying sounds of your butt being spanked.
"Where are you? [Because you] make me wanna throw up every time I see you."
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
Gwen just wanted to let you know you suck like a lot, you are a loser. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬😬😏😏😏😏