Short jokes
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
Me.
The joke is me.
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
I like my kids like I like my lamps.
Hung from the ceiling.
Joe Biden
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.