Short jokes
Genie: You can only have 3 wishes.
Man: I wish for more wishes.
Genie: You can’t wish for more wishes.
Man: I wish I could.
Genie: ......
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
How do you sex?
With penis!
Jajajajja funny joke epic laugh. I have been detained, please help!
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
Josh Hemus - follow him on Instagram @joshhemus
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
Fuck all y'all hoes!
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
Stfu.
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
Dad: You're adopted.
Son: Where are my real parents?
Dad: >:D They are dead, now come to their grave and sleep there.
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.