What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
Short Jokes
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
You're so poor you wash paper plates.
I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
