Short jokes
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
I punched you so hard that I'll call you "Droppy Pussy."
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
What is the definition of GAY?
Thunwa :D
Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
Because he doesn't listen to it!
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.
How old are you...? I don’t give a shit, stfu and get in ma van.
“NO NO NO”
I’ll give you some candy.
“Oh ok🤩”
Is crummy bears alright??
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.
Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)
Why did the lil kid cut himself?
Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!
One day, I love you.
Leo: Mom?
Mom: Yes!
Leo: Is rape good?
Mom: NO!
Leo: Good cause I raped someone!
Mom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Max's joke is literally a joke.
How did you get that? Used your life savings?
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?
A: Hole-y shit!
Your Da.
Marciukas climbing ranked ladder su dravenu 8 sezone XDD.
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