Short jokes

Short jokes

Cannibal

Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?

Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?

Think about it, lol. Haha.

Music

Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?

Because he doesn't listen to it!

Candy

How old are you...? I don’t give a shit, stfu and get in ma van.

“NO NO NO”

I’ll give you some candy.

“Oh ok🤩”

Is crummy bears alright??

Cereal

I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.

Girlfriend

Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.

Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)

Kid

Why did the lil kid cut himself?

Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!

Rape

Leo: Mom?

Mom: Yes!

Leo: Is rape good?

Mom: NO!

Leo: Good cause I raped someone!

Mom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hole

Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?

A: Hole-y shit!