Short jokes
Cancer, it's just funny, hahaha.
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!
Duck my sick.
This page.
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
My dick is hard, what's your name?
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
Die.
But why?
Atom
Electron
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Cyber bully: Your mom giey.
Me: nO U
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA