Short jokes
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.
I will mummyfry you!
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning!
"What? Where?"
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Ttt.
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.