Short jokes
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
CJ and Declan's Relationship!
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
You're built like a Windows touchscreen!
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Ii.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
McDonald's worker: Order, order!
Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."
WTF 850 COMMENTS???
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.