Short jokes
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Now their owner is dying.
HAHAHAHA
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.