Short jokes
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
Pooooop.
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
Yo mama!
My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head.
Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm gay!"
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
Little Johnny's dad was drunk and told him to grow up, and he said, "STFU, you need to be young, you big-ass bitch!"
Jesus is what he eats!
Shit!
Bullets.
Just shut up!
Which country makes me crack the fuck up?
LAUGHghanistan.
62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.
Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!