Short jokes
Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!
Gwen, can we chat in this link?
My mom is actually a mum! π±
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenγ
Yulia
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!ππππππππ
Nosy.
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!