Short jokes
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
Stop it, Superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing.
God help me, please!
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?