Short jokes
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
I will mummyfry you!
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Lorne Armstrong
Verga.
Me, myself, and I.