Short jokes
Just shut up!
Which country makes me crack the fuck up?
LAUGHghanistan.
62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.
Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
Okay, so basically I'm monky.
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."
Subscribe to Cboystv, or I will eat you like Asians do to pets.
MooMooMooMoo
Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.