Short jokes

What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?

Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?

Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!

I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.

So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?

A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.

McDonald's worker: Order, order!

Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!

"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."

WTF 850 COMMENTS???

What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.

I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.

Why do animals cross the road?

Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"

How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)

How do make an adult cry?

Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.

"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."

Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!

Dad: You are one.

Pooooop.

When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."

What do you call people that make retarded jokes?

You.

Yo mama!

My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."

Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head.

Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm gay!"

Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.

Joke not up for debate.