Short jokes
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
Ya mums, ya dad.
What’s brown?
Idk.
Why is Megan a down?
Because her last name is Downy.
When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
Pinto?
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
I wank over Rose Watson.
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
Verga.