Short jokes
Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
Okay, so basically I'm monky.
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."
Subscribe to Cboystv, or I will eat you like Asians do to pets.
MooMooMooMoo
Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Meow meow meow meow :p
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!