Short jokes
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
He's a Fortnite kid, haha!
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
just yeah bruh and yeah.
Why does my brother have no mom?
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
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What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
Amogus.
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣