Short jokes
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!
Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?
Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!
Gwen, can we chat in this link?
My mom is actually a mum! π±
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenγ
Yulia
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!ππππππππ
Nosy.
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.