Short jokes

Jobs,

50 shapes head.

If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.

I will mummyfry you!

What do you call a banana driving a car?

A banana car.

Why did the butthole get angry?

So it could wipe every human, snipe.

Blondies.

Legally Blonde.

What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.

My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.

Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.

What is a neonatal's first time in the world?

Fart <3

What type of sound does your crack make?

Answer: Quack!

L: you

You: 😂

Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning!

"What? Where?"

You blow a kiss up.

Your eyes were bright up your ass.

Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.

Alec is bad at League?

Jokes, Jarid is, haha!

Hippity hoppity, women are property!

Why can't orphans play catch?

Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.