No joke.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Ruhan.
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
