Short jokes
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
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I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
My mom is actually a mum! 😱
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"