Short jokes
How to write a joke?
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
Ccddfftggfdrrttty.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
"Up your butt and around the corner!"
Your hairline!
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
Amelie is a meanie.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Add me on Snapchat for streaks: Loganlytton.