Short jokes
Your Da.
Marciukas climbing ranked ladder su dravenu 8 sezone XDD.
Follow me on Twitch @EddyTheSurfer.
Boomer.
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
Why did the turkey suck my bacon? Because it wanted cum in its mouth.
اي تيجي اللمة بتخلص your storage
What is the reason for the first time since I've seen a lot to be desired in the morning? To you, eat ass...
Sub to KYMBO or you are gay.
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
Chimmy: (smoking because of fireplace)
Chimmy2: You're too young to smoke.
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
Q: Why are morbid jokes so cruel?
A: Because they are!
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Someone asked me if I've ever tried to kill myself. I responded, "Absolutely. A few times actually. I'm just not very good at it."
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
Who's the fastest reader?
Me, 'cause I'll be jumping off so many stories.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.