Short jokes
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
Amelie is a meanie.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Add me on Snapchat for streaks: Loganlytton.
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
9/11.
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.