Short jokes
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!
Lil’ Johnny be dead, you fools!
Follow me on Twitch at AKA_Benjamin.
American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Gay follow me on TikTok @thatpunkid.
Me: Hey, what book are you reading?
Him: "The Twisted Ones."
Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.
I sucked a dick.
I have a son. Her name is Zara.
I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.
I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back!
Oliver Savage.
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
Joke
You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.