Short jokes
Dumb.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
Pooooooooooop!
I will tell you a joke--your life.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...
"What is your number?" "Hi."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Wee snaw.
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.