Short jokes
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
My mom is actually a mum! 😱
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.
Yulia
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Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
Walter White.
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT