Short jokes
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
I always look at the earth and think, "Ahh, this is TREE-ific!"
Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
Super Mario.
Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
Chihuahua?
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
I miss school so much.
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.