Short jokes

Short jokes

People

Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.

Mum

Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.

Sister

Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!

Request

Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?

Train

Man: Die, potato!

Potato: *screams*

I like trains.

Kid: I like trains.

Man: No, wait!

Train: *kills man*

Baby

Doctor: Hands husband his baby.

Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.

Husband: Then give me the one she made.

Fan

Why does it get hot after a baseball game?

'Cause all the fans have left.

School

Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?

A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.

Sugar

"Jonny, Jonny?"

"Yes, Papa?"

"Eating sugar?"

"No, Papa."

"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-

Honey

Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?

Because there's only one B in Brazil.

Umbrella

Mom: Go water the plants.

Me: But it’s raining outside.

Mom: Go grab the umbrella.

Me: What???