Short jokes
A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
Jonah Oglan.
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
herishy, my little sissy dont report me.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.