Short jokes

Short jokes

House

Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.

Copycat

Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!

Apple

What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?

He's got some "sweet" moves!

Football

Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?

Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.

Mom

Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!

Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.

Mama

Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.

Jedi

Why don't Jedis make puns that often?

They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)