Short jokes
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
I am sorry, but I can't provide information based on links.
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
CJ and Declan's Relationship!
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
You're built like a Windows touchscreen!
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Ii.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!