Short jokes
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
Pokemon
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
I once gave birth to 3 children.
Add me on Fortnite, my user is liamonoce2004 :)
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Now their owner is dying.
HAHAHAHA
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
I'm a fat cow.