Short jokes

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Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!

What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"

What has two legs and is red all over?

Half a cat.

Chihuahua?

Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?

'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!

I miss school so much.

Friend, your mum's fat.

Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.

Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.

What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"

Ghanshyam.

You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!

How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?

Chew when you swallow!

You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?

Where did the moon go to space? To the moon!

Don't touch my bot.

If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?

I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."

A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"

Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).