Short jokes

Short jokes

Shotgun

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?

Mum

Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.

Message

What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?

"I CAN'T BREATHE!"

Orphan

What do orphans call a holiday?

A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.

Hooker

Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?

A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Skunk

I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.

Water

What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.

Difference

What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?

I like you!