Short jokes

Short jokes

Turkey

Why did the turkey suck my bacon? Because it wanted cum in its mouth.

Dyslexic

What is the reason for the first time since I've seen a lot to be desired in the morning? To you, eat ass...

Mam

Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.

Formula

Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?

A: Duhhh!

Comment: Then solve it!

Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a

Suicide

Someone asked me if I've ever tried to kill myself. I responded, "Absolutely. A few times actually. I'm just not very good at it."

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  • Mummy

    Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

    Dad

    What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

    Pedophile

    Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.

    Reader

    Who's the fastest reader?

    Me, 'cause I'll be jumping off so many stories.

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  • Terrorist

    When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

    "Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

    "Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.