Short jokes
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
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Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Good morning.