Short jokes

Short jokes

Gun

Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?

Because that's the average class size in America.

Weird

My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."

Ear

Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."

Mussel

What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?

Um...I don't know what?

She slipped on a mussel!

Word

I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".

Shotgun

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?

Mum

Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.

Message

What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?

"I CAN'T BREATHE!"