Short jokes
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
My dishwasher is broke.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
When is a car not a car?
When it's a house.
keligh?
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
Who am I sitting next to?
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
It’s like I always tell my kids:
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."