Short jokes
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Good morning.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
Pooooop.
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
Yo mama!
Just shut up!
62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.
Jesus is what he eats!
Shit!