Short jokes
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me: “Hey, did you kno-“
Joke time!
Now, Heaven or Hell?
Heaven: we got clouds.
Hell: we got a frickin' private yacht!
Vote for Kris!
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
Recently my baby did this:
🖕🏼👶🏼🖕🏼 🎽 👖
What’s better than the best thing ever?
Me being mod.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
What's Reddit?
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday).
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
My people are starving. Stop Africa jokes. Not funny >:(
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
He asked for a shot of beer?
He got shot and killed.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"