Short jokes
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
OMG, you wanna hear a joke?
Nah, I don't care.
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”