Short jokes
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
ANAND
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
I always look at the earth and think, "Ahh, this is TREE-ific!"
Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
Super Mario.
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