Short jokes
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
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Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?