Short jokes
Recently my baby did this:
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What’s better than the best thing ever?
Me being mod.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
What's Reddit?
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday).
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
My people are starving. Stop Africa jokes. Not funny >:(
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
He asked for a shot of beer?
He got shot and killed.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
My dishwasher is broke.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.