Short jokes
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."
Okay, so basically I'm monky.
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head.
Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm gay!"
Subscribe to Cboystv, or I will eat you like Asians do to pets.
MooMooMooMoo
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?