Short jokes
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!
Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?
Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!
Gwen, can we chat in this link?
Nosy.
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
My sexlife xddddddddd
Mom: Go water the plants.
Me: But it’s raining outside.
Mom: Go grab the umbrella.
Me: What???
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!