Short jokes
Ass.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
Succcccc.
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
Little girls cry. Big girls say, "F*ck."
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Like if you know what ashes are.
I like school.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Dumb.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.