Short jokes

Short jokes

House

Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.

Copycat

Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!

Apple

What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?

He's got some "sweet" moves!

Football

Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?

Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.

Mom

Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!

Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.

Mama

Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.