Short jokes
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.
What’s better than the best thing ever?
Me being mod.
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
Vote for Kris!
Recently my baby did this:
🖕🏼👶🏼🖕🏼 🎽 👖
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
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What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
You blow a kiss up.
Your eyes were bright up your ass.