Short jokes
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Like if you know what ashes are.
I like school.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Dumb.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
Pooooooooooop!
I will tell you a joke--your life.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.