Short jokes
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
"Stop bullying me!"
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
OMG, you wanna hear a joke?
Nah, I don't care.