Short jokes
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
Worst joke.
Oral
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
Cruel and unusual punishment.
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Hjja rehamms jjjwma name.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Don’t cut yourself up about it.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
Kroll es heterosexual.