Short jokes
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"
I'm Priya.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
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Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
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Man in boxers leads policeman on brief chase.
Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.