Short jokes
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
All hail President Trump!
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
Hiiii!
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.