Short jokes

Short jokes

Terrorist

What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with the terrorist.

Founder

Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?

Bear

What's brown and hairy? A bear.

What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.

Knock

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Esteban.

Esteban who?

If you do not open the door, Esteban you!

Aussie

What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?

Two Aussie.

Brain

I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.

Dog

One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."

The other said, "Really? I like my bed."

Blonde

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.