Short jokes
Man in boxers leads policeman on brief chase.
Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
kanker
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
You wanna hear a joke? You.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
bröd
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.