Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Short Jokes
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Ttt.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
L: you
You: 😂
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning!
"What? Where?"
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!
I shit on your furniture.
Joke time!
Now, Heaven or Hell?
Heaven: we got clouds.
Hell: we got a frickin' private yacht!
