Short jokes
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Hjja rehamms jjjwma name.
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
(Non-edgy joke.)
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.