Short jokes
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
The cat said hi.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
Lil’ Johnny be dead, you fools!
Gay follow me on TikTok @thatpunkid.
Follow me on Twitch at AKA_Benjamin.
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
Me: Hey, what book are you reading?
Him: "The Twisted Ones."
Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.
I sucked a dick.
I have a son. Her name is Zara.
I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.
I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back!
Joke
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
Oliver Savage.
You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!
Tate
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.