Short jokes
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Icebergie is a randy.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
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Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!