Short jokes
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
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My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
βI guess you could say Iβm... fooling around ( β§β ΝΚβ)β
What can fly?
Bird.
Guys to wind the clock up?
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
At an school π« what is your school's name?
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
What has two names and one big home?
A person.