Short jokes
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
Yulia
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.
Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!
Dislike this.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
Zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany.
My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.