Short jokes

Short jokes

Difference

What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?

I like you!

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."

Mussel

What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?

Um...I don't know what?

She slipped on a mussel!

Skunk

I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.

Sister

Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!

Weird

My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."

Shotgun

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?

Mum

Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.