Short jokes
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
Kentucky yacht services (kys.com)
minutes (DYM 124)
Agreed (DYM 127).
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
Kroll es heterosexual.
I killed myself, then woke up.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Giggity!
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.