Guys, this is not funny. Stop.
Short Jokes
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
I am cool.
Hahahahahahaha!
What did the pedophile say to the kids?
"FUCK!"
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
Loser.
Cancer, it's just funny, hahaha.
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
Duck my sick.
This page.
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
My dick is hard, what's your name?
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.
