Short jokes
Oliver Savage.
Joke
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!
If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?
"I look like an umbrella."
What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?
Diabetes.
Uh, uh, fuck me, daddy!
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
Jesus stinks so bad he killed all living things in Heaven.
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
Your mama.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
Tate
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
My marriage was on the rocks, so I buried my wife under some.