Short jokes
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
When red do be sus, though.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Don’t cut yourself up about it.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.