Short jokes
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
hg is cool.
Jesus told me if I believed I would live for eternity. I believed, but at 97 I died...
I think Jesus is broken.
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
"Autism be like..."
"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"
Make this the most liked comment!
(I'm a girl btw)
;)
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.