Short jokes
Amelie is a meanie.
Oh, he needs some milk!
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
Poop fell off the earth.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
How to write a joke?
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
GOOGOO?
RTY!
I like school.
I will tell you a joke--your life.
McDonald's worker: Order, order!
Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Wee snaw.
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.