Short jokes
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Y'all need to add more jokes.
Kendon is a loser!
A girl has small balls.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!