Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Short Jokes
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Me: uses the crucifix.
Rush: Ahahahahahahæanananana!
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
Speed.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Kentucky yacht services (kys.com)
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.