Short jokes
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
#GOODBYEGWEN
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
Jugs!
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
Later (DYM 125)
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
Big (DYM 78).
Hair (DYM 81).
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
Like (DYM 82).
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
80s (DYM 84)
Prom (DYM 85).
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.