Short jokes
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
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Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
"Me so cutie right?"
A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.
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What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?
Heartbeat.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
I think that church is boring.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
I did have a good time today, I did.
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
Once a knight was called a "kuhnigitt," that's because he was one!
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What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.