Short jokes
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Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
What can you build with people? A boat!
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
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Johnathon
What is your favorite name?
I love you, my new phone! 📲
I worked at a calendar factory, but I got the sack for taking a few days off!
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.
Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.
Taylor.
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"
I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
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Microwave.
I hate straight people.