Short jokes
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
Poo.
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
Please dislike.
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
I hate this website. It's retarded and 4chan is better.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
Did you hear about the bank robber?
Turns out he got shot by the police.
And he wound up in prison.
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉