Short jokes
School's being safe.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
I wanna fight Gwen!
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
I have a body count of 7.
Dude, I lied.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
Ratio.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!
I'll break your bones, b*tch.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(