tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
Short Jokes
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.