Short jokes
I want to be a pilot.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
You're gay, stop reading.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.