Short jokes

Short Jokes

People

tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!

Man

Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.

Pharmacy

Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.

Family

Simpsons.

Meet the Simpsons.

They're the greatest modern family.

From the town of Springfield.

They're a page right out of history.

Face

My bully: Your face is ugly.

Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.

My bully: :(

Aqua

Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?

Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!

Name

"What’s your name?"

"Am erica."

"No, I asked for your name, not your country."

Mirror

Friend, you're bold and fat.

Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.

Liver

Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?

'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.

Cat

A cat in the desert be like:

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ass

"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"