Short jokes
I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.
This for you roman y e e e nt
Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.
Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Condoms are for pussies.
Hi, Charlie, is your friend?
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday, but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.
Stop joking with cancer.
- From a survivor :)
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.
Canada.