Short jokes
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”