Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
Short Jokes
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!