Short jokes
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
Nuts, nuts, nuts!
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
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