Short jokes
What did Saskia say to Brandon?
Saskia: "Can you rape me like you did Sydney?"
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Lachlan
Whet
Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!
Good
Wise
Enough
Nice
Mean meaning of the name Gwen!
Grumpy
Words
Enough
Nasty
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
My dad raped my mom, now I have a brother.
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
Down syndrome and brownies.
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.