Short jokes
Alex, respond to me, please! LOL
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
picking (DYM 74)
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.