Short jokes
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
Daveon...
Daeveeonnnn.
Two needles go to the river. One of them says, "I'm sorry!"
"I think my baby is so similar to me!"
"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.
Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.
Dynamic song tutorial: Momo dela dela bro, dela dela bro, cuemcuemcuemcuem.
Why do I have to do the stupid joke, mum?
I had a girlfriend who was a below-the-knee amputee. We broke up because she just couldn't keep her legs closed.
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
What happens to an Indian's doorbell when you ring it?
A ring-a-ding-a-ding.