Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphan

An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.

(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")

Milk

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Condensed.

Condensed who?

Condensed milk.

Nun

What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?

The nun has a soul full of hope...

Wing

Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!

Dog

What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?

Oooooooooh girl, you lion!

Friend

Friend, you so faaaat.

Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.

Cat

I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.

Cliff

Why did the cliff feel offended?

Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.

(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)

Sex life

My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.

Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.