You are in the airway, how funny!
Short Jokes
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Two towers.
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
Riley Styler :)
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
¿Hola, quién es?
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
Stupid.
