Short jokes
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
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What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
Your AMAMA.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!
Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
A burrito walked off a building.