Short jokes
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
ISI?
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Go touch some grass, bro.
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.