Short jokes
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
said (DYM 107)
"Yo (DYM 107)"
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Where is Freshfry?
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Two (DYM 112)
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Petal
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
Milk (DYM 115).
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
Start a RATIO chain.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."