Short jokes
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
Alles tut weh.
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
#shorts
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹