Short jokes
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
He pimples?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?