Short jokes

Short jokes

Nickel

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

Time travel

"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....

Name

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

Covid

The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.

Difference

What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?

Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.

Parrot

My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.

Dryer

I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."

Mom

When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)

Teacher

Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.

Teacher

Do you know the teacher that went up into space?

You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."