Short jokes
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
We need skinwalker jokes.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.