Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
Short Jokes
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
The last two presidents of the US.
For my girlfriend and friends to chat :)
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Y'all ass fr fr.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.
