Short jokes
Homie: Let's meet.
Skrr: It's 🔥🌭
Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
I had power.
My live.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
Hot water look a**.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
What is your body like? Soft.
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝