Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
Short Jokes
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.
Because we couldn't afford a dog.
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
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What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
You are short.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!
