Short jokes
Start a RATIO chain.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Haha, balls hahaha!
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. ðŸ¤
Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
That bloke Dean's a cunt!