Short jokes
French jab is ban French's backwards.
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Go touch some grass, bro.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.