Short jokes
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
You are the gayest.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.
I ate a man because he was dead!
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.