Short jokes
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
Louie Fennell.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
My PC.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
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Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
You. You're the joke.