Short jokes
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
Go touch some grass, bro.
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
mememe
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Show yourself.
Orphan, sorry.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.