Short jokes

Short Jokes

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Joe mama

Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.

Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Ocean

What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)

Bed

You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.

Height

You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.

Robot

Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?

'Cause he was in need of a light snack!