Short jokes
Cause I am Batman!
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
P.S. Please comment and like!
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
RIP Candace.
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
I see what you did there.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.