Short jokes
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
Coooper
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
You're so emo, the sun turned black.