Short jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
I for the class?
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
What's up with airline food?
Bharat
Palabhai
Majama.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
My father can take a joke because he made one.
Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
Ert.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
I weeee is?
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.