Short jokes

Short jokes

Difference

What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?

About 3 inches.

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Devil

To Drew the Devil,

We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.

Angry Alex

Love

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

Guy

Random guy: Do you know Dee?

Other dude: Who’s Dee?

Random guy: Dee Snuts!

Osama

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

Orphanage

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

M M

Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.