Short jokes
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
Anyone remember the following?
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Stig