Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
Short Jokes
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
Doin (DYM 4)
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!
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