Short jokes
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
DJ Croos joke.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.