Short jokes
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
You are.
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
People generalize others too much.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Everything.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Riley Styler :)
Mo sal. F.
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
What did the mom say to the baby?
What did the dog say to the other dog?