"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."
Short Jokes
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Bleach!
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
Daveon...
Daeveeonnnn.
