Short jokes
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
No, I don't want to.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
Hello.
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
went (DYM 134).
rocked (DYM 136)
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Fraser smells.
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.