Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
Short Jokes
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
"Soph, can we talk?"
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
I didn’t do that.
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Lookin' (DYM 91)
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
"Watersharky, don't leave the site."
Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.
I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.
I'm going to leave now, so bye.
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"
Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.
Real me.
Jeans! (DYM 98)
