Short jokes
Americans leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
For my girlfriend and friends to chat :)
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Drake.
You like kissing boys, don't you?
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.