Short jokes
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Naruto solos.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.