Short jokes
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.