Short jokes

Short jokes

Funeral

At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.

Router

What do you call a router in a thong?

CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)

Coffee

Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.

Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(

Shrek

Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.

Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.

Hate

Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.

Difference

What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?

Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.

Parrot

My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.

Difference

What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.