Short jokes
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Daday, chill, piss. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢
Eh.
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
I meant because.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!